Captain's Log: Stardate 10148.2
Our first officer, Captain Richard Schillay, has requested the Enterprise for a short "pleasure cruise" on the weekend of the Women Skippers Race. Therefore, our mission is cancelled. I am deeply concerned, however, for the safety of the Enterprise, the rock formation known as "Big Tom," and the marine life in Eastchester Bay as history may repeat itself. Starfleet Insurance Adjustors will be on alert.