Captain's Log: Stardate 10150.3
Even though Ensign Pincus was sick, Lieutenant Stark has transport malfunctions and Ensign Brick took alternative orders from his wife (now to be known as Andy's Admiral), the Enterprise set out onto Race 7 with a limited crew. After a unprovoked attack by the crew of USS Frolic while still in spacedock, we had an excellent start and held the lead throughout the entire race. Tacking was fast and spinnaker work was beyond expectations (except for an upside down pole and a wet takedown.) All in all, a glorious evening and I am proud of the superior effort by the crew.

As Khan once said, "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. It is very cold in space," yours truly took revenge on Captain Ohstrom's war game attack by pouring ice water down the back of his uniform while Ensign Weinstock kept him distracted.