Captain's Log: Stardate 10156.2
The Enterprise is now ready for it's deep space mission called the Around Long Island Regatta sponsored by Cablevision. As a matter of pride, we will not accept special Cablevision markings on our hull, as there has not been a significant increase in Star Trek movie showings on cable television. The competition will be fierce, but it looks like the conditions will be favorable for a voyage to remember. Unfortunately, Ensign Brick will not be able to join us, but I am confident in the crew and their abilities. No matter where we go, we will go boldly.