Captain's Log: Stardate 11089.9
I just wanted to take a brief moment and wish the crew of the Enterprise and all of the readers out there of the Captain's Log a very happy Thanksgiving.

Keeping in mind that we're all turkeys in one way or another, please enjoy the following cartoons that were sent to me by one of the trial lawyers in my network:

Now, I'm not going to suggest that you stuff yourself this holiday, but if you do, we can always use a little more weight on the rail during heavy-wind days.

In the meantime, I'm heading off for a vacation to soak up some sun, swim in crystal blue waters, enjoy fine food and see some sights while on a cruise in the Caribbean. Maybe this time I'll try to convince them that a captain of a starship should outrank a captain of a cruise ship.

Have a great holiday! That's an order.